could've been worse

whiskeydrinking-operating:

freexcitizen:

whowinsdares:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

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American photoset #12 

tatesmatic freexcitizen danthemedicman marinegruntlife

Australia is like a slightly more fucked up Florida.

The fucking platypus one omg

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

queerchesters:

oh, so when tumblr feminists embroider swear words and occult symbols onto things, it’s “subversive” and “edgy,” but when I do it, I’m a “terrible surgeon” whose being “sued for malpractice.”

starscreamsswayinghips:

because-chris-evans:

durnesque-esque:

littlelottie:

I did a thing…

you did a beautiful thing

you did a perfect thing

IT FITS PERFECTLY.

spurca:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

nedroidcomics:

COMIX TIPZ™: When drawing word balloons, make sure the tail points towards the speaker! This helps prevent confusion. 

nedroidcomics:

COMIX TIPZ™: When drawing word balloons, make sure the tail points towards the speaker! This helps prevent confusion. 

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

image

seems legit

image

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

aiouh:

jordan-n-g:

This is the most perfect thing. Please watch it… It’s very important. It’s only 15 seconds long. You can spare that, I’m sure.

oh man i love Meshuggah